March 2012
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u-ok:
remember in nintendogs you had to pull away your dog from piles of garbage on walks and it would pull back cause your dog was a nigga
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stumpology:
how am i meant to control my life i can’t even control my hair
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February 2012
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genuinelycornflakes:
alwaysblind:
thank u god for gay sex
amen
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Pokemon Turquoise - A Surprise Proposal
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One day, my boyfriend Jonathan and compadre Hannah came home with an odd GBA (Gameboy Advanced) cartridge that was found at GameStop, they said. It was obviously a hack. Pokemon Turquoise version does not exist, but the care that went into making the cartridge cover look as official as possible, gave the impression that it was at least worth trying out.
We...
mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
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mom: honey why are you crying
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: stops crying just long enough to choke out six words
me: /always we will fight as one/
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plasticprince:
clavid:
is there a pokemon with daddy issues
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6 Types of Love
Eros a passionate physical and emotional love based mostly on aesthetic enjoyment; stereotype of romantic love
Ludus love that is used as a game or sport; conquest; may have multiple partners at once
Storge an affectionate love that slowly develops from friendship, based on similarity
Pragma love that is driven by the head, not the heart
Mania obsessive love; experience great emotional...
richwhitelesbian:
i hope rick santorum is writing something with a pencil and the lead breaks so he goes to sharpen it and starts writing again but the lead breaks again because he dropped it earlier and the lead is broken in many places inside the pencil
6 of Clubs
I have no words for how funny you are and how much you cheer me up, seriously. I really regret that we never got to know each other in high school because wow you are awesome and I really could have used someone like you at the time. nghgdsj its just unfair that you live sort of a ways away now but I will one day get that xbox so that we can be together 5 ever on live at least
Number Game? Go On, Toss A Number In My Ask And... →
altairyourclothesoff:
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altairyourclothesoff:
this dude on okcupid legitimately refers to himself as ‘big papa’ in the third person
not just ‘big papa’
BUT IN THE THIRD PERSON
just
how
Wow, is he Notorious B.I.G.
what a tool
throw your hands in the air
if you’s a true player
;)
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Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
Me: Tumblr why are you not working
Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
Me: Tumblr just let me use Missing E
Me: Tumblr why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted
Tumblr: Hey everyone have some new icons
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Apologizing in advance for this big post: Phantom... →
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cocokat:
Also can someone please make another phantom movie based on the original story i just really would like that right now
#we need someone to star as the phantom how about we get that one hunky guy whos never sung before in his life
Yeah this
I mean he sounded dark and broody I guess, but I don’t see why it had to become this huge love triangle romance instead of playing up...
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cocokat:
Also can someone please make another phantom movie based on the original story i just really would like that right now
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iampitchforkmedia:
What Rick Santorum wakes up...
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